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Jokes About Blonde.
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Some why it is taken to joke over blonde. They were chosen as the embodiment of female's foolishness.
As to me I actually don't believe the blonde are more stupid then brunets and conversely. They are very loveable, sometimes more direct and open. And the most important - they are not feeling unloved at the jokes against them. Maybe it's just the human envy? After all, they are beautiful! |
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Who and how parks.
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The blonde on the Beauty Contest
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Hello, my dear girl!
If you receive this letter then it came to you. If not, let me know and I will write you one more
time. I am writing slowly because I know that you keep reading not very quickly. The weather is good. Last week rain came just two times: at the beginning of the week, 3 days, and near the end of week within 4 days. By the way, about the coat that you wanted, uncle Vasya said that if to forward it with the cast buttons it will be too expensive by weight, so I cut them. You will sew them back, I put them into the right pocket. Your dad got a new job. 500 people are under him! He mows the grass in the cemetery. Your sister Nastya got married recently, and expects baby. We do not know what the gender will be, so that I can not yet say whether you will become uncle or aunt. Should it will be girl, she wants to call her like me. A bit of a strange decision to name her daughter Mom. A funny incident with your brother Tolya happened recently: he closed his car and left the keys inside. He had to return home on foot (10 kilometers!), to take a second set of keys, and to release us from the car. If you suddenly find your cousin then remember her my greetings. If you will not meet her, then will not say. Your mom. PS: I wanted to send you a bit of money, but have sealed the envelope already. |
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A Letter From Blonde Daughter To Her Blonde Mom.
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My dear mummy!
Yesterday I finally finished reading your letter. I have news too. Recently your son-in-law read a study that says that most of road accidents happen near your home. Therefore, we moved to another apartment. The apartment is beautiful, there is a washing machine here. But it does not work. Yesterday, I put linen in it, pulled the cord, and all the clothes disappeared. I am looking for Manual (a neighbor all the time proves to me that "this refuse chute is OK"). Recently, the same as my brother Tolya I got problems due to defects in detail of car. Tell you all in detail. I have a favorite dog Arnold, of a rare dwarf breed Shee-Ttsu. Typically, Arnold sits on my lap. But recently it was necessary to stall at traffic lights. I clicked on the pedal, but there was Arnold, who was able to climb somehow under it because there is no a stuff, to protect it from falling under the pedal any small animals, and the instruction does not warn about this. I immediately drew back my leg, because Arnold loudly whimpered of pain! Because of this, I crashed into another car and badly creamed my own car. Then I was told that I was to blame in the accident, and I will have to pay for repair both mines and another car. If I must pay for that they have done poorly pedal? Had they done a car as it should be, my doggy would not be able to climb under this pedal. And nothing was written in instructions about that small pets could go under the pedal! In addition, Arnold has a fractured pad, it has to treat at veterinarian. Therefore, I need money to repair the car and for daughter's school. Now in the mornings I have to seize an opportunity of passing metro to get to office. As a proof I send you the pictures which I made with my new phone of last brand. |
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At work I learn to go roller-skating. I think might be useful. After all, winter is only once a year,
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Your Daughter.
Oh, quite forgotten. I received your letter. So you may repeat, because the money was not really there. I checked twice. |
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