What Women Want
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Recent profound studies of scientists have allowed to find
out what women want. They want that: - Every man who leaves his girl would have something get shorter per centimeter. Every time he did so. - If you look closely at the nails, the varnish is changed to a color. - In the army men were taught to dance the slow dances, cook diet meals and swaddle the infants - Mandatory elements of the hockey became a back somersault and rotating in the "swallow" posture |
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- The football-players would not have such knock-kneed legs, and their shorts would be
shorter and skintight - People gave up with all these stupid undertaking of live births and start to lay the eggs. It is very convenient - laid an egg, placed it in the incubator and go about your business, while it is nine months ripen - To lose weight you can just get up on the scales, squint and quickly count to ten - Calories would not be in chocolate and cakes at all - Wars and violence would not be in the world. Among the animals, too. The steaks and sausages would grow on trees, and dream to be torn down and eaten - The size of your breasts could be adjusted by pressing, the navel for example - For socks thrown to the floor, would provide three years of rigorous - Dust in the house would be going to one and the same place (small one advisable). So that the place sometimes could be wiped with pleasure, and then you can live with a pleasant feeling of accomplishment - Infants pee ten times less - The beer would be given to men in the pharmacy by the prescription that only wife can issue |
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